My sister's house got broken into last night...

And on top of everything else (TVs, car, jewelry) the burglars also stole candy.

Oh my god you guys, I have a pink mattress. My mom is going to kill me.

It all started because of her. She forbids me to wash my paint brushes and plates in the sink because I make a mess. So I use a big plastic bowl. And guys, it tipped and spilled all over the bed. Why it was there on the first place? I know, I know, I'm a dumbass.

I had to drag the dripping mattress to the yard, since I had no chance of cleaning it in my room. Observe.


The after pic. I have a pink mattress now! Before I hosed it down it was bright red and pink and dripping all over the place. It look like I killed someone. Thank god it was only acrylic.

Also, here's a pic of my mom and me visiting my brother at the hospital. Beware of swine flu!!!1!

When I'll find the energy, I'll try and explain the last few weeks. This month was unbelievable, I can't even begin to describe what I'm feeling.

I guess good news also come in threes because my new niece was borne yesterday. Hurray! :)

Okay. Both of my siblings were misdiagnosed. It is neither cancer nor swine flu. It's amazing, I'm so relived. I can't believe it.

My sister was diagnosed with skin cancer yesterday. Until further tests are taken we don't know how bad it is. I want to bury myself till then.

Behold! My new shoes. I did it for the lolz.

Today didn't as suck as hard as yesterday, except for one happenstance. I left my register for a couple of minutes for a short break. When I returned I discovered a woman changing her baby's diaper on my register. The smell of poop lingered.

I recently started working as a cashier in a general pharmacy in one of the biggest, busiest malls in Israel which for some reason attracts the most foul customers one can get. Every single day in that place is One of Those Days.

Like today. Wherein a woman with her young (4-5ish) kids come to check out at my register. First thing she says to me is "hurry up and finish my things before the chaos starts". They kids are generally misbehaving and don't listen to her at all. We're about to finish when I notice one of the kids is opening and wrecking a chocolate bars carton trying to get to the candy inside. She snaps at the kids, grabs the ruined product, and shoves it back on the shelf.

I inform the lady she'll have to pay for the ruined product. Her response? Yelling "Oh yeah? Why the hell would I do that?! You've got some nerve! It's your fault for not hurrying up like I told you. Anyway it's your responsibility to watch my kids while they're in your store!"

Okay then.

Later that day a customer yelled at me for smiling, since I should after all be serious when I'm working and obviously I'm not taking my job seriously (???)

Afterwards, a customer comes storming back with their check, because to their understanding I charged them 3 times for a 1+1 discount. I explained that the way the computer calculates the discount is to bill both, then negate one

For examples:
"1 Product Name 9.99
1 Product Name 9.99
***1 Product Name -9.99 "

I explained this. With charts. And underlines. And sweat and tears. When they finally gets it, they storm about how stupid the system is and I need to change it right now. Umm, because as a cash register it is well within my job description to program the register. Okay.


Aside from the bad, there was also the plain weird. A kid around 12-13 or so comes by my register and drops his basket on my counter. I greet him with a hello. He growls at me. Literally growls. GRRRRRRR! I would have growled back if not for the glare. o.0

I posted this to wtf_inc a few days ago. At first I LOL'ed, but man, what a schmuck. White boy having a hysterical rant. Observe.



"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE LIPS. I'm not being comedic!!! I thinks black people are very cool... with their hippy... stuff.

LIPS THE SIZE OF A STEAK!!!"

Damn you Torchwood for utterly shattering my heart.

I'm very disappointed in the Sims 3 so far. But you know what I really love anyway? My new laptop's ability to run it like nothing else. High five!

I have discovered my nemesis: fudge Oreo.

Tales from the workplace: guys who buy Axe really are douchebags.

Outta cornerofmadness's journal.

1. Anyone who looks at this entry please post this meme and your current wallpaper at your journal.
2. Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper.
3. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on.


This is my wallpaper. My laptop won't let me do prnt scrn for some reason so here's the picture itself:




As to why... I don't need five sentences. It's Neil Patrick Harris. Riding a unicorn. Actually, I got five sentences anyhow.

Today at work I sold condoms to a pregnant lady.


...I lol'd.

I remade the video of my weird jumping dog. WATCH IT! It's funny :)

I have two dogs... Technically, my sister has two dogs. One, Shugi, a pit bull who has all the ferocity of a new borne kitten, and Pinuki, a tiny mutt who thinks she's a lion and is a menace to shoes.

All goes well, until Shugi notices things hanging from trees. Then he goes apeshit and gotta gotta gotta gettit!


Sorry for the weird perspective


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Starting work tomorrow. Good night!

A small video I took yesterday from the Blue Man Group Concert.

Yesterday I went to see the Blue Man Group who are currently touring in Israel. Damn, why didn't anyone warn me that it will be so awesome?


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