1. Dear Asshat classmate of mine,

I realize that my speaking voice only has two modes: sugary and squeaky. I'd appreciate it if you quite mimicking it. I like my voice, I really don't give a fuck if you don't. Also? You suck at it.


2. Dear Asshatic taxi drivers,

Stop hitting on me.
Stop saying you're 18 and just not doing military.
You have to be over 21 for a working driver permit, do I look retarded to you?
The age doesn't bother me as much as the blunt lying, sheesh.


Yours Squeefully.

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Oh, and hi F-List! Just another one of my disappearing acts *waves*