Ahhh!!! Livejournal is back! *huggles* *smooches* *licks* *humps*

Whew, totally pathetic I am, I kept hitting refresh all night and NADA! *sobs* In the end I went to sleep and when I woke it was back *sigh* Major thanks to Brad and the staff for keeping us informed throughout the whole shtick!

Yes, totally pathetic.

So what else did I do yesterday? Uh, went to sister and in law's Shabbat Hatan. Where about a hundred people (plus their kids,) cram into one living room, eat a lot and... Do nothing in particular, really. The old people just sang those traditional longing to Zion songs (fuckers, you're already here) and make the not so traditional kooloolooloo noises. Ah, the joy of having an arab background family. Well, my family set on each side of the room, and the in-law's family (hate!) set in the middle. I.... kinda felt like divided America. Does that mean I can use a blue stater icon now? No? How about a 'I'm a blue table, baby!' icon?

Heh heh.

So last night when LJ was down I did something totally unexpected: I randomly surfed the net! Gasp! And I came across.... This... W00t! The Jew-Hollywood-Anal-Sex-Abortion conspiracy revealed! And you gotta read Lolito's comment, too, especially the part about LotR! PJ you little racist, you! And the part about Sofia Coppola who's, like, totally bigoted against attractive people!

These people are on acid or something, seriously.



Plus, a meme result has never been true-er. Seriously!

You are a SYT--Sunny Dry Traditional. This makes you a Sophisticate.

You like conservative humor -- implied rather than explicit, and a well- timed eyebrow raise rather than a punchline. You're exactly the right kind of funny a well-bred hostess would want at her functions. You might be Jewish. (You think?)

You're not afraid of a risque joke -- you just don't often make them. This means that people may keep it squeaky clean around you, and that when you do work blue it's super too so funny.

You're like Jon Stewart on that fake cover of the public domain Victorian erotica textbook in the back of America. You should get that book. You'll think it's funny as hell.

You might like The Daily Show, Remember Wenn and when Hamlet says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" You would snigger thyself all the way to the buttery bar.

Of the 1085 people who have taken this quiz, 26.6 % are this type.

Your Active humor score of 6/10 means you are ju-u-ust right. You're probably pretty popular -- a walking social lubricant.(Haha, erm, no. People just don't get my humor!) You know how to take someone from on edge to relaxed, and from relaxed to larfing. You're kind of like an episode of Arrested Development. That show is good. Anyway. Rave on, funny one. (I am so there with you, dude!)

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